May 2013
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
screamsinsilence527:
avengerlicious:
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
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vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
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All your lulz are belong to us: sammasshole:... →
sammasshole:
iwishiwasfictional:
montypythonsflyingsurplus:
anawkwardfruit:
capsicle1916:
baconllamatimelord:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or…
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The Beautiful Creatures movie got just about everything a movie adaptation of a book could get wrong :|
EDIT: They got how adorable Ethan is right. That’s it.
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stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
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religiousmom:
macaronimessiah:
religiousmom:
The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart
hearts don’t have thighs tho
shut the fuck up
illustratedshadows:
butts-with-bro-shades:
people who send themselves anon hate
i dont understand this gif but it feels right
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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
flawlesstrueperfection:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
Watchflygex-eatin-on-softies:
it’s back, my favorite video.
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